I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I had to cum in my sink.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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