Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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