They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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