Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i out mim tonsoeep
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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