There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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