Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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