Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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