No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
