You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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