The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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