Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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