theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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