thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
