so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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