His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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