it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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