got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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