I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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