these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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