New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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