dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
she looked like the before picture.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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