Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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