I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
try to milk me bitch
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