the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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