i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
