i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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