I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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