the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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