I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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