I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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