it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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