also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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