They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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