just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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