hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Where is the hickey?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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