problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize