Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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