Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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