Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize