is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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