Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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