I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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