Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Randomize
