dude i'm inner monologue high
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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