Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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