I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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