Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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