White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
