we're chasing vodka with high fives
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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