With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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