I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize