Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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