apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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