her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Just took my morning after pill in the library
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Randomize
